I and my longtime friend Royce performed the brand-new "Sucka AI" at Coartlition 's Revolution y Rimas event on Friday, March 27, 2026, bringing the two of us together on stage for the first time in decades.

We had a great time and also enjoyed all the other music and poetry at the event, which played to a capacity crowd. Thanks to organizers for letting us contribute and participate!

Included below is both a short clip of our performance and the full lyrics to "Sucka AI," which was written by me and inspired by my direct experience as a local news publisher and with those who engage in a pantomime of supporting journalism.












"Sucka AI"

As a local news publisher I'm here to say
That I despise AI in every way
For it steals and it lies 
And pollutes and it spies
And scrapes my hard work and money away

Greedy buster tech bros with hands in the cookie jar
Talentless bitches taking everything that you are
Stealing all your facts
To build their stolen stacks
Making big bank from the casualties of tech war 

::CHORUS
You do AI? Fuck you!
You're a bitch and a fool
Squandering your life for exploitative tools
Getting dumber by the minute 
A self-victim without limit
Bending over to get ridden like a little fucking slave mule
::

Everything gets stolen by AI's greasy theft
Art, writing, video scraped until nothing is left
Run by rat-fink thieves
Leaving nothing left but grief
Shitting out slop to make our whole culture bereft

Using AI fucks over the environment
Your lack of care and caring is truly virulent
May as well burn plastic
For your morals are elastic
And you give no shits about this eco-terror irritant

::CHORUS
You do AI? Fuck you!
You're a bitch and a fool
Squandering your life for exploitative tools
Getting dumber by the minute 
A self-victim without limit
Bending over to get ridden like a little fucking slave mule
::

Think your secret's safe? Only sad sack suckers do
Tell it to AI and know what it will do?
Sell it for greenbacks
And leak through easy hacks
Then disclaim responsibility for harm it brings to you

AI's evil purpose is easily revealed 
In weaponized lies from the Pentagon and Thiel
A tool of Trump to trick ya
Robot dogs to kill ya 
A terror tool directed by the evil well-heeled

::CHORUS
You do AI? Fuck you!
You're a bitch and a fool
Squandering your life for exploitative tools
Getting dumber by the minute 
A self-victim without limit
Bending over to get ridden like a little fucking slave mule
::

Non-profit industrialists out there selling lies
Joining tame news channels whose actions they advise
Money in their pockets
Burnishing their dockets
Failing upward through decades of news demise

Taking a payoff to do the wrong thing for journalism
Dilettantes on their knees, waiting for the Google jism
Medill, LION
And ONA all buy in
Pretending that they're good, but really stand with fascism

::CHORUS
You do AI? Fuck you!
You're a bitch and a fool
Squandering your life for exploitative tools
Getting dumber by the minute 
A self-victim without limit
Bending over to get ridden like a little fucking slave mule
::